No one could really tell if Keaton was trying to prove a point or just get a rise out of his dad and Beatrix.
Right there in front of everyone, Keaton grabbed his phone and updated his profile bio.
He added a new line to the end:
“Proudly anti-marriage. If I ever get hitched, may I eat my own words.”
He showed it off to Winona, grinning like he’d just won the Super Bowl.
Winona, a little tipsy and squinting to read, finally burst out laughing and gave him a big thumbs up. “You’re nuts, dude. Love it!”
Keaton nudged her, “You gonna change yours too?”
Winona shook her head, still hanging on to some sense. “Can’t, I’m a celebrity, remember? Gotta look out for my image. But no way am I getting married, ever! I’ve made up my mind.”
Keaton snorted, “So, whichever of us gets married first is officially the world’s biggest loser?”
“Deal!”
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So there they were, the two of them holed up in the family chapel, munching on pizza and chips, gossiping and laughing like it was just another Saturday night.
Meanwhile, in the living room, Janelle was an absolute wreck.
Her son was battered and bruised, hadn’t eaten all day, and now the sun was down and Richard still wouldn’t let him out of the chapel. He’d said Keaton could stay in there until he’d “reflected enough” on his actions.
Janelle’s heart ached for her boy. She was so upset she’d threatened Richard with divorce.
A few family friends—Mr. and Mrs. Windham, Mr. and Mrs. Murphy—had heard the commotion and came by to offer their two cents.
The women, Mrs. Windham and Mrs. Murphy, tried to comfort Janelle.
Comments
The readers' comments on the novel: Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem
For real you have been too slow in updates...
Hey please no more hitching yes I know am hitched but save me 🥺...
Hitched and hitched again indeed I am hitched too with the drama but please 🙏🏽 upload more not forget you guys...
Now am left in suspense , I guess I have to take a nap till the next update But the book is good . I had taken long time without reading a thrilling content that could keep me looking 👀 till sunset , so I give you thumbs up...
Oh, it should be Keit's doing, I am wondering why he do this thing he might be related to the Bradford or he's one of Bradford's enemy sons take revenge. Thanks for the update greatly appreciated :))...
What happen to the admin who translated this book why there's no update for a long time, please please post a new chapter, we greatly appreciate :)) Thanks in advance...
I still believe Zane is the mysterious man ........
My instinct told me that the mysterious guy is ZANE...
Why the translator always used the word stepdad this made me confused coz Tarquin is not their stepdad Tarquin is their biological dad ........
AHHHHHH the man is really stupid ..... Thanks for the update morex6 please :)...