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Life is Easier If You're Handsome novel Chapter 313

Honestly, the power Sims had shown so far was absurd.

Reading a script allowed him to absorb all the abilities of the protagonist. And not just absorb them—they evolved on their own. An unbelievably broken ability.

But still, after 28 years with Sims, he thought he had grown used to it.

“So you’re saying... I ascended to a new tier because the two of them... did it with me together?”

A new tier. The explanation was vague, but thinking about the process, it made some sense.

“Used strength... or maybe this is some sort of tantric energy boost? What the hell even is this.”

Understanding it and accepting it, however, were very different things. For the first time in a long while, he felt the same confusion he had when he first encountered Sims.

Bluntly put—

“I had a threesome, and now I got new powers. That’s what you’re saying, right? Because it’s a ‘new experience’?”

So what if he went even further? What if he called in all five and did it with them at the same time? Would that count as another “new experience” and boost his stats again?

“No way, that’s too far-fetched... right?”

If the threshold for “new experience” was just “multiple people,” then maybe the trio was the cap.

And then—

DING!

DING!

DING!

His phone buzzed.

  • [Sharing experiences with those you love is truly a blessing!]

  • [Treasure your current bonds!]

  • Looks like we’re getting a unified champ

    ㄴNext thing you know, someone’s unifying all four boxing federations

    ㄴBro they haven’t even unified two yet, stop dreaming

    ㄴIf anyone can, it’s Kim Donghu

    ㄴㄴLet him beat Zain Lance first, lol

    ㄴㄴWe got a Lance fan in Korea, huh?

    [Zain Lance is just a monster crafted by the gods]

  • Why has Donghu been so successful? Easy—Zain Lance wasn’t around

  • He dominates heavyweight in boxing and UFC. Unreal

  • Baseball has Ohtani. Fighting? That’s Zain Lance

  • Man’s fists could probably punch through a person. Why do you think his name is Lance, lmao

    ㄴHonestly, this is true

    ㄴHis straight punch? It’s a missile

    ㄴHe’s crazy good at wrestling too

    ㄴTo Zain Lance, everyone probably looks like prey

    ㄴTestosterone overload. Pure crazy masculinity

    ㄴㄴThere’s steroid controversy tho

  • Zain Lance is just plain stronger

  • Donghu fans are delusional with those KO highlight clips

  • Finishing early is trash for entertainment value

  • If he ends it in seconds, who’s gonna refund the audience?

  • Boxing? Sure

  • But UFC? Even if he trained since childhood—c’mon

  • Real fight conditions are different

  • What if he eats a calf kick? What if he’s taken down like a bullet?

    ㄴCalf kicks do hurt

    ㄴEven a low kick messes you up

    ㄴMMA fighters are built different

    ㄴShut up, you Zain Lance shills, get a grip

    And of course, with the heat came the noise.

    [Dong Gallery Announcement]

  • Lately, Dong Gallery’s been getting weird visitors

  • Maybe Lance fans are sending trolls

  • Maybe sleeper fans are waking up

  • Either way: iron-fist rule from now on

  • Anyone trying to start poll wars? BANNED

  • Even the soft testers? Also banned

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