My Bestfriend's Brother Shouldn't Know How I Taste novel Chapter 255

Chapter 255

LILY’S POV

I woke up to something cold being poured on my face, Rose, who was sleeping next to me with her legs on my stomach, jolted up as well,

“Noel! What’s wrong with you?” We both shouted at the same time.

There stands Noel with an empty bucket, laughing his ass off. The asshole poured cold water on us and he’s now making a mockery out of us.

“Rise and shine!” He sang, mocking Kylie Jenne

Rose and I looked at eachother smirking evilly. He must have noticed our faces because the next thing we knew, the empty bucket flew towards us, nearly hitting me on the head. Noel quickly rushed out, laughing his head off. That little shit is gonna get it.

“Let’s get him!” Both Rose and I got up and ran after him with the cover still tangled in my legs.

Reaching down to remove it, I almost tripped but straightened myself out. We tackled Noel to the floor, with Rose gripping his hair and I on his back spanking his ass with a spatula that was on the floor. Don’t know how it got here, must be Noel’s dirty ass. He would leave things anywhere.

“Stop! You murderers!” He yelled, thrashing around in an

effo

to

get us off.

“That’s what you get.” I said, spanking him with every word.

“You mother fucker, you woke me up from my awesome dream I was having! Naruto and I were getting married.” Rose said out of nowhere, stopping us from our little torture.

“What?” Both Noel and I shout.

“What? He is my future husband.” She shrugged, like it was possible to marry an animation.

“Um, Rose, Naruto isn’t real.” Noel informed her.

“Don’t get her hopes down, idiot!” I told him while spanking him to shut up.

“Am I the only realist here?” He asked.

“Shut up Noel!” Rose and I both shout at him.

I looked at Rose. “Rose hunny, are you coming down with a fever?” I asked her, a little worried.

“And she told me to not get her hopes down.” Noel muttered, but I ignored him.

“Now, can you guys get the fuck off me? You guys are heavy.” He yelled.

I got off him not before spanking him one more time. I got up and went to the room to get a towel to wipe my face. Rose came after me and did the same thing. We suddenly took in the smell of burnt eggs and toast and we both rushed towards the kitchen. Noel was cooking breakfast while dancing to Nicki Minaj’s anaconda song. It was hilarious really, he was trying to twerk but ended up looking like a duck trying to waddle.

Rose and I laughed at him which startled him and made him drop the frying pan he was holding. The eggs flew out and he cried out of mortification.

“You fuckers! There goes our breakfast.” He said/gesturing to the eggs that looked like something that came out of someone’s ass.

“It’s not like it looked appetizing anyway.” I shrugged.

“I know, right!” Rose agreed.

“How dare you! I worked really hard on, making this for you guys.” He complained.

Chapter 255

“Noel darling, we all know you can’t cook for shit.” I said, sympathetic.

“True.” He whispered.

“Now what are we gonna eat?” Rose asked.

“Oh, this is on you guys.” I told them and walked

I to the fridge to take out a yogurt.

“Traiter.” Rose said, her eyes turning to slits.

“What, I’m too lazy to cook.” I shrugged. They looked

teach other, speaking with their eyes.

while before settling to eat yogurt for breakfast.

“Not it!” They shouted at each other. They bickered for

“See, it wasn’t that bad.” I commented.

“Shut up Lily, you know you’re the best cook here and you didn’t even make breakfast for us you

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