Shadow Slave novel Chapter 2514

"You absolute cretins! Goddamn ingrates! Complete and utter morons! Atrocious, abominable addlepates!"

The Homicide Division Captain's face was so red that Sunny was starting to get seriously concerned about the old man's health. He was positively apoplectic, shouting at the top of his lungs… howling, almost. Spit was flying every which way, and his entire desk was shaking, as if scared of the old man's rage.

Sunny and Effie were standing on the carpet in front of the desk, looking down like naughty children.

"But, Captain…"

"Shut the hell up! Shut your damn mouth, you damn miscreant!

The Captain slammed his fist into the table with so much force that the screen of his primitive computer jumped, and his coffee mug flew off the wooden surface.

Unsatisfied, he hit the desk a few more times, making it seem like the desktop would crack.

Sunny looked at the Captain with concern, making the man go pale with fury.

"You reprobate dimwits! Foul degenerates! Horrid, heinous, obscene lowlifes! You absolute buffoons! Do you have no brains whatsoever between the two of you, huh?! Answer me, you fetid scumbags!"

Sunny glanced at Effie, hesitated for a moment, and then said carefully:

"Well…"

The captain growled, looking ready to flip his desk over.

"I said shut the hell up!"

He huffed and puffed, glaring at them with pure, unadulterated loathing.

Sunny sighed.

"You see, we thought…"

The Captain threw a paperweight at him.

The paperweight missed Sunny by about a metre and shattered the frame of a fancy certificate of recognition behind him.

"Oh, you can think now?! There are thoughts in your dull, defective heads now?! You lousy, pestilent dumbasses! Depraved, deplorable, detestable simpletons! You sordid varlets! Go die in a ditch, bastards!"

Sunny winced.

'That's taking it too far…'

After all, they looked half-dead, already.

Both Sunny and Effie were covered in bandages, with bruises and plaster everywhere. He even had one of his arms resting in a sling.

Effie decided to make her presence known at that moment.

"Captain, please calm down…'

Sadly, her words had the opposite effect.

Instead of calming down, the Captain drew a hoarse breath and shook, resembling a boiling kettle. Suny almost expected to see steam coming out of his ears.

"Calm down?! CALM DOWN?! You calm down! Calm the hell down, you filthy, abhorrent, ghastly malcontents! Lamebrain halfwits! Delinquent hoodlums! Depraved,contemptible assholes! You repugnant wretches!"

Now he wasn't even making any sense.

Luckily, the Captain seemed to have run out of steam… or out of expletives, perhaps.

He fell heavily back on his chair, eased up his tie, and unbuttoned the top button of his white shirt. After catching his breath, the Captain gritted his teeth and looked at them with scathing malice.

"You… you…"

He raised a shaky hand and picked up a binder from his desk.

"Let me go over your incredible feats, bastards. Where should I start…"

The old man shook the binder in the air.

"Damaged road surface… destroyed barriers of a freeway exit ramp… a lane divider completely obliterated… that's just city property, you ghouls! There's private property, as well! Do you like driving on pavements?!"

The Captain took a ragged breath.

"Do you know how much all of this costs?! You pair of cowboys can work for the rest of your goddamn lives, and your combined paychecks won't be enough

to cover the cost! Your damn grandchildren will still be paying for all the mayhem you caused long after you two are buried in cheap, budget caskets!"

He covered his face with a palm.

"Now, where did I stop? Oh, damages… forget about the damages! Damages are the least of your troubles. Multiple injuries among civilian drivers, all lawsuits waiting to happen. One criminal is in a morgue, one is in the ICU with multiple rib fractures and a collapsed lung, still unconscious. Someone will have to pay his hospital bill, as well! By Mirage, couldn't you have killed him too, at least?!"

Sunny and Effie looked at each other again.

Sunny coughed.

"Well… if you want… that can still be…"

The Captain frenetically searched for his paperweight, then remembered that he had already tossed it at Sunny, and threw a decorative statuette at him

instead.

This time, the statuette shattered the frame of a photo portrait.

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