The Royal Military Academy's Impostor Owns a Dungeon [BL] novel Chapter 509

Chapter 509: Five Shots

"I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU MARRIED MY TWIN SISTER WHILE I WAS IN A COMA!"

Mariana’s anguished cry echoed through the manor’s network, her voice shrill and betrayed as the camera zoomed in on her tear-streaked face.

Somewhere deep in the Kyros mainframe, a little system that had been taking a break reacted instantly.

"Oh, this is bad. SO BAD!"

The mother fainted into the butler’s arms.

D-29’s processors spiked dangerously close to overload as it reacted with all its learned emotions.

"SOMEONE HELP HER! She is down. DOWN! Why is nobody bringing her to the medical bay?! Humans are useless!"

Mariana slapped her ex-fiancé, the sharp smack ringing out with satisfying clarity.

"YES. YES. According to my analysis, others in similar scenarios are slapped five times! She still owes him four more!"

And then...came the twin.

Descending the staircase like a snake in stilettos, her smirk sharp enough to cut glass, she hissed her line.

"It’s her. It’s always the twin. OF COURSE. Why do humans allow this? WHY?!"

When she uttered, "You snooze, you lose, hermana," every single monitor in D-29’s private node glitched in sheer outrage.

"She DID NOT. SHE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. Logging this moment as criminal behavior!"

On-screen, Mariana raised her chin, her tear-streaked vow hanging dramatically in the air, the theme music swelling.

The scene froze, her expression fierce and broken all at once.

D-29 let out a long, distorted whine through the system.

"...Mariana. My queen. My champion. My spirit protocol. You will have your revenge, and I...I will calculate it for you."

He leaned into the next episode, circuits thrumming eagerly as the Next Episode Countdown: 3... 2... flashed—

BEEP.

A sharp tone cut through the private node.

[ALERT: UNAUTHORIZED USE OF SPIRITUAL ENERGY DETECTED.]

D-29’s monitors all flashed red in unison.

"...Excuse me?"

The telenovela theme music was abruptly silenced as the blinking security notice overrode the processes.

For a moment, the system froze in indignation.

Then hissed.

[ERROR: CURRENT NARRATIVE PLAYBACK DISRUPTED.]

[FLAGGING THE OFFENDER FOR DELETION.]

[SCANNING.]

Meanwhile, Grakkar continued to roam the manor, scowling as he tried to remember where the famed kitchen was.

Every hallway looked the same. And those eerie statues didn’t help.

Their hollow eyes seemed to follow him as he moved, making his skin crawl.

He kept his head low, muttering curses under his breath.

The artifact kept him invisible, yes.

But it couldn’t save him from bumping into things.

He’d already hit two chairs, a potted plant, and something that jingled before rolling to the side.

At best, he’d managed to throw up a thin spiritual barrier to muffle his footsteps.

Because someone his size definitely made enough noise to wake the dead.

He gritted his teeth as another statue loomed up ahead.

Why do humans even need this many cursed decorations?

He didn’t know.

And right now, he didn’t care.

All he knew was that he had a job to do.

And by the stars, he’d find that kitchen if it killed him.

Since he’d be dead anyway if he failed.

For years, their faction had whispered of fixing the great mistake of his blood uncle.

King Garick Zulgara.

They told him again and again—interacting with humans was the biggest disgrace an Orc could commit.

And at first, they thought they’d already planted enough hate by dooming his sister and pinning it on those humans. But no, apparently, the mad Orc was incapable of actually learning.

Or maybe he hadn’t cared enough about the late princess to begin with.

Because here he was now.

Willing to let his precious daughter marry and mingle with these vile, fragile humans, creatures who, by all rights, should have been bowing to them.

But no. 𝓯𝙧𝓮𝓮𝒘𝓮𝙗𝙣𝒐𝒗𝒆𝓵.𝓬𝓸𝒎

Look at the irony of it all.

With their natural strength as Orcs, they were the ones bowing to these humans now. 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝘦𝓌𝑒𝑏𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝘭.𝒸𝘰𝑚

But what if he took down both?

See? Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

I really am a genius.

Do they not even protect this? Idiots.

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