The Unwanted Wife and Her Secret Twins (Mia and Kyle) novel Chapter 492

Mia's POV

"It's an SUV."

"An armored SUV."

"Reinforced."

"There's a difference?"

He didn't answer. Just opened the back door and helped the children in one by one, Madison last, lifted into her car seat like she was made of something precious and breakable.

I shook my head. "Kyle. You really don't do dramatic well. Just like you don't do jazz."

Nothing. Not even a twitch.

He slid into the driver's seat and started the engine—barely a whisper, because even the car knew its place around Kyle Branson.

Then he tapped the screen.

Baby Shark.

I blinked.

Baby Shark. In an armored vehicle. With bulletproof glass and military-grade engineering and probably a secret compartment for emergency caviar.

I had no words for this aesthetic commitment. None.

The children, however, had plenty.

Tank plus favorite song—it was like they'd brewed their coffee with Red Bull and chased it with a shot of pure chaos. Alexander was already straining against his car seat straps, the only thing between him and full gravitational escape, his whole body vibrating with the kind of energy that made me tired just watching.

"BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO—"

And then it began. The concert I never asked for.

Alexander's voice filled the armored interior, bouncing off bulletproof glass and leather seats, off-key in a way that was almost impressive, like he was actively trying to find notes that didn't exist. He'd appointed himself lead performer and conductor simultaneously, one hand waving in the air, the other slapping against his car seat in what he clearly believed was rhythm.

"Madison! You be the vocal! The MAIN vocal!"

Madison blinked, startled. "The what?"

"The VOCAL. Like bands have. I saw it on YouTube!" He didn't wait for consent. Democracy was not part of Alexander's artistic vision. "Ethan's the drummer because he's the best at beats. Ethan, go like this—DUM DUM DUM DUM—"

Ethan sighed the sigh of a five-year-old who had already accepted his fate in life. Then he started tapping his knee—reluctantly, precisely, exactly on rhythm, because God forbid Ethan do anything without mathematical accuracy.

And Madison, sweet Madison, began to hum along. Soft at first, barely audible over her brothers, her voice threading through the chaos like a tentative ribbon. But she was smiling. Actually smiling. Her pink elephant clutched against her chest, her eyes on her brothers, her whole small body swaying just slightly to the beat.

The three of them together—Alexander conducting his imaginary orchestra with the passion of a man possessed, Ethan providing reluctant but flawless percussion, Madison humming her uncertain harmony—filled the car with something loud and messy and completely, utterly alive.

Baby Shark had never sounded so unhinged. Or so perfect.

Any corner of this planet. Wherever Alexander Branson existed, you would never lack for entertainment.

Or trouble.

Same thing, really.

I glanced at Kyle. His face was neutral, eyes on the road, hands at ten and two.

"Mom." Alexander's voice cut through his own concert. That gleam in his eyes—the one that always preceded either a stroke of genius or a complete catastrophe. "I figured it out. I'm starting a band."

"Are you."

"Madison's the vocal. I'm keyboard and harmony. Ethan's drums."

I turned around. "I'm thrilled you've learned so many music terms from the internet, Alexander. But you can't just assign your siblings' futures."

He wasn't listening. His attention had already shifted to a new target.

"Daddy."

Kyle's eyes flicked to the rearview mirror.

Alexander's face transformed. The wild energy vanished. In its place: a smile so sweet, so calculated, so utterly manipulative that I didn't know which parent he'd inherited his negotiation skills from.

"Daddy, you're really rich, right?"

Oh.

"Can you invest in my album?" He paused, savoring his pitch. "I think I can win a GRAM-MY."

Grammy. One word. Two syllables. He'd somehow made it three.

I closed my eyes. Breathed. "Alexander. Take that back."

"But—"

"Alexander."

The danger zone. My children knew it well. The temperature in the car dropped approximately ten degrees.

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