Too Lazy to be a Villainess novel Chapter 189

Chapter 189: My Shield, My Man

[Lavinia’s Pov—Commener’s valley—Far Away from Eleania—At the bench, Near the Pond]

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Osric stared down at his hand, his brows drawn tight, a mixture of confusion and horror on his face. The once proud, calloused fingers were now hidden beneath a lumpy, uneven mess of bandages that looked more like a strangled turnip than first aid.

And me? I... laughed. Nervously. Way too nervously.

"Haha... ha... you see, I may be a Crown princess," I started, holding my chin high like I had any dignity left, "but that doesn’t mean I have to be good at everything. I am human, Osric. And humans, well... we are beautifully flawed."

He slowly lifted his head, eyes meeting mine with a stare so dry it could wither crops. Then, very deliberately, he looked back at his hand—the bandage dangling slightly at the edges, as if trying to escape—and said flatly, "Lavi... this looks like a dead fish wrapped in cloth."

My jaw dropped. "Excuse me?!"

"At the very least," he continued, voice maddeningly calm, "you should know how to bandage a hand."

I scoffed, though it came out more like a nervous puff. "C’mon, Osric... humans are meant to be disasters in something, okay? Some sing, some paint, some... make bandages look like tragic art installations."

He didn’t even blink. That same questioning stare burned into me, like he was evaluating if I’d lost my mind.

Finally, I slumped like a dying plant, groaning dramatically. "Alright, fine! I admit it. I am a disaster. I am bad with bandages, bad with... life!" Then I straightened suddenly, jabbing a finger at his chest. "But! I am goooood—no, excellent—with everything else. Tell me anything, and I’ll do it. Right here. Right now."

He stared, and then his lips quirked, and that smile—oh, that smile—slow and dangerous. He leaned closer, eyes glinting with something warm and teasing. "Anything?"

My heart stuttered. My brain screamed. My throat went dry. "Y-yes. Anything," I repeated, though it came out like a squeak.

He leaned in closer, so close I could see the glint of challenge in his eyes. "You won’t go back on your word, right?"

This time, I straightened, forcing confidence into my voice.

"Of course not. I’m royal—" I let the word linger, heavy and proud, "—and a royal never takes back their word."

And then, with absolutely no shame, he reached forward, gently taking my hand in his. His skin was warm, rough, and steady. He guided it to his face, pressing my palm against his cheek. His voice dropped, smooth and deep.

"Then... hug me, Lavi."

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"W-WHATTTTTTTT?!" My voice cracked so hard birds flew from nearby trees. "H-HUG?!"

He tilted his head, utterly unfazed. "Didn’t you just say you’d do anything?"

I snatched my hand back like it had touched fire, my face heating so much it could’ve boiled water. "I—well—I meant like cooking! Fighting! Boiling water! Diplomatic negotiations! You know, useful things, not—not—"

"Not hugging?" His brow arched, a smirk tugging at his lips. "Interesting priorities for someone who claims to be good at everything."

I pointed an accusing finger at him, words tripping over each other. "You—! Stop smiling like that! Stop smiling all... all handsome and smug!"

He blinked, then gave me the most absurdly innocent expression. "Handsome, Lavi?"

"Gah!" I threw my hands in the air. "This is why I can’t deal with you!"

He laughed—low, warm, and entirely too pleased with himself—and my heart did that ridiculous thing where it skipped like a stone over water. Then, as if it were the most natural thing in the world, he opened his arms wide.

"Anyway..." he drawled, eyes glinting like he knew exactly what he was doing to me, "I’ll forgive you for the terrible, tragic bandage job—if you hug me right now."

My breath caught. "S-stop making excuses, will you?"

But he didn’t stop. No, instead he tilted his head and gave me the most pitiful expression, one that could melt an entire kingdom. He looked like a sad, little puppy who had just been abandoned on a rainy night.

"Lavi," he said, voice soft, almost wounded, "I was injured... and some strange lady—who clearly didn’t respect personal boundaries—touched me. Left her scent all over my hand."

I flinched, narrowing my eyes at him. "She did?"

Before I could think too much about it, I actually lifted his hand and sniffed like an idiot. Why did I do that? I didn’t know. My brain had stopped functioning.

With a sharp, amused smirk, Osric tugged me forward—no, pulled me straight into his chest like I weighed nothing. His arms closed around me with an ease that sent my thoughts scattering like leaves in the wind.

I pushed against him, but it was like trying to shove a stone wall. No, worse—a warm, solid, very much alive stone wall.

I didn’t move, though every nerve in my body screamed at me to do something. Instead, I forced my voice to stay calm, though it came out softer than I intended.

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