Too Lazy to be a Villainess novel Chapter 209

Chapter 209: Blue, Red... and Mine Alone

[Lavinia’s POV — Lily Boutique, Continued]

As Eleania stood there trembling—trying and failing to mask the storm brewing behind her painted smile—I felt... how do I even put this? Ah, yes. A HEAVENLY FEELING.

Call me wicked. Call me a bully princess. Call me a BITCH with a crown. I won’t deny it. Because the girl in front of me? She was no innocent dove either. A snake hissing behind silk gloves doesn’t get to play "victim" when the hawk swoops in.

I chuckled lightly, the sound sweet as honey but sharp as a blade. "Hahaha... oh, Osric, really now? You shouldn’t tease a lady so harshly."

Then I tilted my head, eyes sliding to Eleania like a cat toying with a cornered mouse. "After all... she may have a slight lack of etiquette..." My smile widened, glittering like broken glass. "...but we mustn’t be too cruel. We should also be understanding, shouldn’t we?"

Her jaw ticked. Her knuckles whitened. Oh, I was savoring every second.

Finally, I leaned forward with the most dazzling smile I could summon and purred, "Lady Eleania. Do take a seat. Osric was only jesting. You wouldn’t think my knight truly meant it, would you?"

"...Tha... thank you, Your Highness," she forced out, her voice as brittle as cracked porcelain.

I waved a hand like a benevolent goddess dismissing a beggar. "Think nothing of it."

Then, without sparing her another glance, I turned toward the boutique owner, snapping the mood like glass under my heel. "Well then—shall we begin with the dresses? I do not have the luxury of wasting an entire day here."

The owner bobbed her head so fast, her proud attitude vanished somewhere in the air, then hurried away with her attendants, muttering orders as they scurried like ants.

"Osric," I said sweetly, patting the space beside me, "sit. Here. By me."

He obeyed immediately, settling beside me like he belonged there—which, of course, he did.

Lady Sirella gave a polite smile, her voice light but far too curious. "Lord Osric and Your Highness seem... rather close."

I turned my gaze on her slowly. Oh, the way she stiffened under it. She flailed, backpedaling as though I’d pulled a blade on her.

"I—I meant no offense, Your Highness. Truly. I was only... remarking."

I tilted my head, then let a smile bloom across my lips as I slid my hand around Osric’s arm. My nails tapped lightly against his sleeve.

"Of course we’re close," I said smoothly, almost lazily, as if the thought was obvious to anyone with functioning eyes. "Osric is not just the future heir of Everheart. He is my protector... my shadow... and above all—" I leaned into him, my cheek brushing his shoulder, "—my only trusted mate. We grew up together, you see."

I didn’t even need to look to feel it: the sharp sting of Eleania’s glare burning into my skin. Hatred, jealousy, fury—it rolled off her like smoke from a fire.

And then—RATTLE!

The attendants returned, arms piled high with gowns. At last—thank the merciful heavens—these dresses looked wearable. Fabric that flowed like water, colors that breathed sophistication, and jewels that whispered, rather than screamed.

"Finally," I muttered under my breath with a sigh of relief. "Something meant for a human being to wear... not for a greedy crow trying to outshine the sun with stolen diamonds."

Osric chuckled beside me, low and rich, the kind of laugh that slithered right under my skin. "Greedy crow? Are you sure you’re not talking about yourself, Lavi?"

I gasped, clutching my chest like a scandalized maiden and whispered. "Excuse me?! Are you implying I am greedy?"

He tilted his head, lips curving in that wicked half-smile. "Well... aren’t you?"

I narrowed my eyes, leaning in close enough that our noses nearly brushed. "Why on earth would I be greedy, Osric? Hmm? I am the Crown Princess. My coffers are already bursting with jewels, silks, palaces... and your unwavering loyalty. What more could I possibly desire?"

He leaned closer still, his voice a husky whisper that made my ears burn. "I don’t know... maybe the memory of you giggling like a thief outside the royal treasury room after you collected taxes from the nobles?"

I choked silently. "Wha—!! You—you saw that?!"

Osric’s smirk deepened, wolfish and far too satisfied. "Clear as day. You were practically glowing. Like a dragon admiring her newest pile of gold."

I sputtered, cheeks heating. "That was not greed! That was—appreciation! Appreciation of hard work!"

"Yes...yes...I know."

I slapped his arm lightly, huffing. "You are impossible!"

Before he could retort, I shot to my feet, skirts swishing dramatically, my chin tilted high. "I shall... look for a dress now."

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