Too Lazy to be a Villainess novel Chapter 326

Chapter 326: ’Someone Is Starting to Love You’

[Lavinia’s POV—Red Wall Castle—Continuation]

Haldor was still kneeling when I turned away. I didn’t look back—if I did, I wasn’t sure what I’d feel.

"Stand up, Haldor," I ordered while walking past him. "I hate my knights and captains kneeling."

He rose immediately, posture straight and respectful again—as if nothing had happened.

"Take rest," I added. "We might receive good news tomorrow."

"Yes, Your Highness." Nothing in his voice betrayed the storm from moments ago.

I left the training grounds, stepping into the cold stone hallway of Red Wall Castle.

The quiet pressed on me. My footsteps echoed. And unfortunately... so did my heartbeat.

Why was it beating so hard?

I pressed my palm to my chest.

Ridiculous.

Absolutely ridiculous.

I shook my head and continued walking—until a low voice suddenly murmured directly behind my ear, "Is your heart tingling—?"

Instinct reacted before my brain did. I spun, seized the intruder’s wrist, and twisted hard enough to make bones beg.

"OW—OW—OW—!! IT HURTS—!!" a very familiar voice screeched. "I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER, PRINCESS! HAVE MERCY ON MY POOR, DELICATE SHOULDER!"

I blinked.

"Oh. It’s you."

Rey stared up at me from the floor—kneeling because I physically forced him there, not out of respect—expression twisted between outrage and pain.

"Yes, of COURSE it’s me," he wheezed. "Who else sounds this handsome sneaking up in hallways?" 𝗳𝚛𝚎𝚎𝘄𝕖𝕓𝕟𝕠𝚟𝚎𝕝.𝗰𝕠𝐦

I tightened the hold a fraction just to prove a point. His eyes bulged. "OKAY, OKAY, I WAS WRONG. I AM NOT HANDSOME. LET ME LIVE!"

I released him.

Rey rolled his shoulder dramatically, grumbling. "For the love of every god in every religion—do NOT break me before I have cute kids with my sera."

I crossed my arms. "Then don’t sneak behind me whispering things."

Rey got to his feet, brushing off imaginary dust with exaggerated flair. "I wasn’t whispering things. I was checking if you’re going to faint because of Sir Haldor’s very muscular arms."

. . .

So he saw everything. This sneaky, great, supreme mage bastard.

I stared at him, confusion plastered across my face. "What do you mean? And why do you sound like you’re narrating a scandalous affair?"

Rey gasped as if I’d insulted his artistic soul. "Scandalous affair? Please. Let’s call it... a destined affair."

. . .

. . .

I kept my expression deadpan. "Rey."

"Yes?"

"Just tell me why you approached me before my brain commits suicide."

He chuckled, finally dropping the theatrics. "I actually came to share good news."

My eyes sparkled before I could stop them. "Oh—did another cowardly lord abandon his territory already?"

He stared at me like I was impossible. "Yes, of course. Leave it to Cassius Devereux’s daughter to respond to ’good news’ with ’blood, terror, and land acquisition.’"

"Then what is the news?" I pressed.

His smirk softened into something genuinely happy—a rare expression on Rey. "Theon and your teacher... became parents. She gave birth. A healthy baby boy."

A smile bloomed on my face—unguarded. "Really? That’s wonderful. I’m so happy for them. I wonder what they named him."

Rey nodded, then snorted. "Yes. Everyone is happy. Except Theon."

I blinked. "What? Why?"

Rey leaned in conspiratorially. "Because His Majesty almost strangled him today. Theon grabbed His Majesty’s cloak and sobbed that he ’desperately wanted a daughter.’ The emperor nearly fed him to the river."

I froze—then burst into a soft laugh I wasn’t expecting. "Still... it’s good news."

"It is," Rey agreed gently.

For a second, he just watched me—not mocking, not dramatic, just... seeing me.

"Hey," he said quietly.

"Hmm?"

"Are you okay?"

"Of course I am," I replied a bit too fast.

Rey didn’t believe me—he never did when it came to emotions.

"Trust me, that broken heart of yours," he said softly, "it’ll heal. And one day, you’ll find the one who loves you truly."

The hallway fell silent.

My voice lowered. "You speak like... Osric was never my real love."

Rey smiled—not cruelly, not smugly—sadly. He turned, already walking away.

"Osric loved you with his mind," he said over his shoulder. "But someone out there has started to love you with their soul."

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[The Next Day—The Red Wall Castle—War Room]

First—we could seize those territories without spilling a drop of blood. Second—every territory lost weakened the prince’s hold and resources. Third—the remaining undecided rulers would see the tide turning and defect to us.

"Another issue, Your Highness. The ruler of West Darn fled but left messages for his people. He told the population to resist us."

Ah.

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