Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off novel Chapter 34

Chapter 34: Chapter 34: The Beastman with Icy Eyes

On the other side of the river, Su Qinglan was completely unaware that poor Hu Yan was being teased half to death by the beastmen like a newlywed bride.

Even if she knew, she couldn’t do much about it. In the beast world, this was normal.

No beastman could escape once the others caught him after mating with a female.

It wasn’t bullying. It was entertainment.

Life in the beast world was simple but also boring. There were no dramas, no games, and no books to read. Their only fun was gossiping about couples and teasing the unlucky male who had just gotten himself a female.

Hu Yan might be strong, but even he couldn’t fight against a dozen beastmen at once. And he didn’t really want to. After all, those males were like his brothers—some older, some younger.

If he fought them seriously, it would only bring bad blood. So he could only endure, face red, while the others laughed until their stomachs hurt.

But Su Qinglan? 𝓯𝙧𝙚𝒆𝙬𝙚𝒃𝙣𝙤𝒗𝓮𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

At this moment, she was happily humming to herself in the river. The water was cool against her skin, the sunlight falling in patches through the leaves above.

From the day she had arrived in this beast world, she felt... lighter. Not just her body, but her heart too. No more struggling through the rotten, hopeless apocalypse. No more hiding, starving, or smelling corpses everywhere.

Here, the air was fresh. The food was good. The beastmen were strong enough to keep her safe. For the first time in a long time...she was happy.

She bent forward, peering into the clear river water. Her reflection rippled back at her.

Wait...

Her round cheeks... looked a little less round?

Her jaw seemed sharper, the double chin almost gone.

She blinked, rubbed her eyes, and then leaned closer.

"Is it my imagination... or did my face slim down?"

Her eyes lit up.

"System, system! Xuyu! Did I lose weight?" She whispered eagerly, her whole face sparkling with excitement.

Xuyu’s calm voice echoed in her mind.

[Yes, host. You’ve lost five kilograms in the last two days.]

"WHAT?!" Su Qinglan almost splashed water everywhere. Her jaw dropped.

"Five whole kilos?! How? I didn’t even do anything! Did I... did I finally get blessed by the heavens?"

[Not exactly.] Xuyu’s voice was cool, as always.

[Host has a plant-type healing ability. It has started healing your body and slowly removing impurities. That is why you are slimming down without effort.]

Su Qinglan froze for a second.

Then—BOOM! Her heart practically leapt to the sky.

"YESSS!" she cheered inside. "Hahahaha! I knew it! My golden finger is the best! No dieting, no exercise, and still losing weight...this is the true dream of women!"

Her body practically vibrated with joy.

She clenched her fists, her round face shining with excitement. "Does this mean... I can eat more now? I’ve been controlling myself like crazy, only eating a few bites of meat just to slim down. But if my ability heals me automatically... then I can eat! I can really eat!"

Just thinking of roasted meat dripping with fat made her stomach growl.

But before she could float away in bliss, Xuyu’s voice stabbed her heart like a knife.

[If the host keeps eating like a pig, then the host will forever look like... a potato.]

"..."

[So if the host truly wants to blind her beast husbands’ wolf eyes with an hourglass figure, then the host must show restraint.]

Su Qinglan’s mouth twitched.

She pouted at her reflection in the water. Her cheeks were still soft and round, even if they were less so than before.

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